måndag 15 juni 2009
Pppolisen
Haha ser ni vad mycket knasigt på bilden, massa snutar, Hitlerkopia som springer förbi, en pensionär som Sitter och snackar med en polis (förmodligen om dagens ungdom) och en polis som snackar i mobiltelefon (med frugan antar jag).
Och vad var är problemet? Äh, vad trött man blir på att se vart samhällets pengar går till. Dom koncentrerar sej på att fånga folk som cyklar utan lyse och då behöver dom vara Minst 3 stycken (kvinnliga poliser räknas inte), dom hämtar uteliggare som försöker snatta mat från Malmborgs (är han stor räcker det inte med att vara bara två) och stormar lägenheter (med minst 3 storbilar) hos folk som röker gräs.
Folk som våldtar, mördar, pedofiler osv... Nä, de är inte lika viktigt, dom tjänar man ju inga pengar på, dom kan ju dessutom vara farliga..
måndag 8 juni 2009
Randigt
Är randigt det nya inne? Vad är det nu, om du har dom på längden så ser du smalare ut, om du har dom på bredden (om man kan säga så) så ser man tjock ut? Men om man har dom på sniskan då?
Ringer folk varandra och frågar om man ska ha randigt eller prickigt på sej? Och i vilken färg? Kan det vara så att tre personer lyckas få in samma outfit, lite knasigt tycker jag nästan. Jag hade nog gått hem och bytt om, ett undantag dock, om alla tre hade lyckats få på sej exakt identiska kläder, gärna samma hatt, skor och vantar på det...
(Glöm inte pimpen där bak)
söndag 7 juni 2009
Läs och lär
Written by columnist Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland,
Ohio
Ohio
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey
is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God
never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't
save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over-prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now... Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will
this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did
or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't
save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over-prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now... Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will
this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did
or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative: dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still A Gift.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still A Gift.
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